I am a professional procrastinator. I have a bachelor's degree in Brain and Cognitive Sciences, and I am going to Australia to get a master's degree in International Communication and International Relations. I like monkeys and tigers. I am mischievous and somewhat evil. I can mix a good drink out of just about anything. I am utterly fascinated by fire. I have burned a hole in a blacktop driveway while attempting to create an incendiary device. I love playing soccer, but people have a tendency to hurt themselves on me when going for the ball... I have been in a relationship where I was cheated on, a relationship where I sat at the right hand of God, and an emotionally abusive relationship. I will openly admit that I have self-esteem issues. I have lots of good friends and numerous great friends. I am often the life of the party. I am a pacifist with bloodlust. I will read a novel in one sitting. I can never go fast enough. I am a night person and a morning person. Do you trust me...?